this girl went as low res for halloween. coooool.
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this girl went as low res for halloween. coooool.
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i remember when i used to do things like this to my notebooks. brings back memories.
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![translating the weather into what to wear. obama-style. it even comes in farenheit. zing!
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Site of the Day: The weatherman says it’s 54 and breezy out, but how would go about translating that into wardrobese? At obama-weather.com, President Obama is standing by to help you determine which outfit best suits current weather patterns.
Not down with taking orders from The Man? Tell the Commander-in-Chief to kiss your shiny metal ass by selecting Bender as your fashion guru instead. Dr. House is also available to provide a third, forth, and fifth opinion, as well as a last minute plot twist (parka!).
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translating the weather into what to wear. obama-style. it even comes in farenheit. zing!
Site of the Day: The weatherman says it’s 54 and breezy out, but how would go about translating that into wardrobese? At obama-weather.com, President Obama is standing by to help you determine which outfit best suits current weather patterns.
Not down with taking orders from The Man? Tell the Commander-in-Chief to kiss your shiny metal ass by selecting Bender as your fashion guru instead. Dr. House is also available to provide a third, forth, and fifth opinion, as well as a last minute plot twist (parka!).
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![how men shop for shoes: another flowchart.
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how men shop for shoes: another flowchart.
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![how women shop for shoes: a flowchart.
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how women shop for shoes: a flowchart.
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this is NOT me on the wknd. this is me @ work. and i have to get up at the “try to wake up” stage.
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this will bring a smile to your day, for sure.
i miss daria. daria darko: halloween.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch.”
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bud light in a can commercial. it IS pretty funny, but it’s totally matt lerner humor.
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